Past Kittenhood

          When a lady’s  49  still looking pretty nifty

           her annums start to fall in line,  begins  to look at  50.

           Each year  is just .5%  the   sum of  all the total.

           That 51 will  slice as thin  is  more than  anecdotal.

          The mirror, mirror on the wall may  say  you’re still  the  greatest

          but what  reflects is, after  all,   updated  to the latest.

          So what the hell! Say 49  when someone asks about  it.

          You’ll still be  looking pretty fine

           when folks begin to doubt it.

                            Happy  49th!

          So? Exercise  since slim looks good.

          Eat well so  that  face  keeps  glowing.

          A mama  cat  past kittenhood

          is the  finest  pussy  going.

             Gotta love a  good one